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But is it art?
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Brian Eable
2005-03-23 00:39:08 UTC
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How come if you put 10 goldfish in blenders, that's "art", but if you
put a puppy in a blender, that's "cruelty"? Stupid double standards.
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TimC
2005-03-23 01:00:38 UTC
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On Wed, 23 Mar 2005 at 00:39 GMT, Brian Eable (aka Bruce)
Post by Brian Eable
How come if you put 10 goldfish in blenders, that's "art", but if you
put a puppy in a blender, that's "cruelty"? Stupid double standards.
Not crossposted to r.p.d. PILONK.
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Brian Eable
2005-03-23 01:13:05 UTC
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Post by TimC
On Wed, 23 Mar 2005 at 00:39 GMT, Brian Eable (aka Bruce)
Post by Brian Eable
How come if you put 10 goldfish in blenders, that's "art", but if you
put a puppy in a blender, that's "cruelty"? Stupid double standards.
Not crossposted to r.p.d. PILONK.
You didn't x-post it either!!! PLONK!!!!1!
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David DeLaney
2005-03-23 04:55:08 UTC
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Post by TimC
On Wed, 23 Mar 2005 at 00:39 GMT, Brian Eable (aka Bruce)
Post by Brian Eable
How come if you put 10 goldfish in blenders, that's "art", but if you
put a puppy in a blender, that's "cruelty"? Stupid double standards.
Not crossposted to r.p.d. PILONK.
And not adding binary goldfishness to the troll! P10101101NK!

Dave
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James "Kibo" Parry
2005-03-23 04:10:28 UTC
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Post by Brian Eable
How come if you put 10 goldfish in blenders, that's "art", but if you
put a puppy in a blender, that's "cruelty"? Stupid double standards.
It's because everyone loves their puppies, but nobody feels any affection
at all for their pet goldfish. This is why you see people eating Pepperidge
Farm Goldfish brand crackers, although they aren't real goldfish -- those
you will find under "Appetizers" at any Chinese restaurant. If you
don't believe me, notice that any Chinese restaurant will have a big tank
of eels and lobsters and other icky things in the front window, but they
keep the delicious goldfish in a pretty little bowl by the cash register.

Now, what would be art would be if you rubbed chum on a blender and
threw it into the ocean so a shark could swallow it and then you could
say "LOOK! A BLENDER IN A FISH!"

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I think fried flounder's my favorite.
Faceless Man
2005-03-26 23:39:27 UTC
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Post by James "Kibo" Parry
Post by Brian Eable
How come if you put 10 goldfish in blenders, that's "art", but if you
put a puppy in a blender, that's "cruelty"? Stupid double standards.
It's because everyone loves their puppies, but nobody feels any affection
at all for their pet goldfish. This is why you see people eating Pepperidge
Farm Goldfish brand crackers, although they aren't real goldfish -- those
you will find under "Appetizers" at any Chinese restaurant. If you
don't believe me, notice that any Chinese restaurant will have a big tank
of eels and lobsters and other icky things in the front window, but they
keep the delicious goldfish in a pretty little bowl by the cash register.
If this is true, why do they get so upset when you pick one up and eat
it? I mean, if they didn't want you to just snack on them, they shouldn't
put them next to the complimentary mints and toothpicks.
Post by James "Kibo" Parry
Now, what would be art would be if you rubbed chum on a blender and
threw it into the ocean so a shark could swallow it and then you could
say "LOOK! A BLENDER IN A FISH!"
That's not right. Sharks aren't fish. I think they're worms or something.
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Faceless Man
2005-03-28 06:10:43 UTC
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attributes, that it seemed to me she
dwelt for days together in a kind of beatific vision of God; and seemed
to have, as I thought, as immediate an intercourse with Him, as a child
with a father. At the same time, she appeared most remote from any high
thought of herself, and of her own sufficiency; but was like a little
child, and expressed a great desire to be instructed, telling me that
she longed very often to come to me for instruction, and wanted to live
at my house, that I might tell her what was her duty.

She often expressed a sense of the glory of God appearing in the trees,
the growth of the fields, and other works of God's hands. She told her
sister who lived near the heart of the town, that she once thought it a
pleasant thing to live in the middle of the town, but now, says she, I
think it much more pleasant to sit and see the wind blowing the trees,
and to behold in the country what God has made. She had sometimes the
powerful breathings of the Spirit of God on her soul, while reading the
Scripture; and would express her sense of the certain truth and divinity
thereof. She sometimes would appear with a pleasant smile on her
countenance; and once, when her sister took notice of it, and asked why
she smiled, she replied, I am brim-full of a sweet feeling within. She
often used to express how good and sweet it was to lie low before God,
and the lower (says she) the better! and that it was pleasant to think
of lying in the dust, all the days of her life, mourning for sin. She
was wont to manifest a great sense of her own meanness and dependence.
She often expressed an exceeding compassion, and pitiful love, which she
found in her heart towards persons in a Christless condition. This was
sometimes so strong, that, as she was passing by such in the streets, or
those that she feared were



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Bill Marcum
2005-03-23 04:45:10 UTC
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On 23 Mar 2005 10:39:08 +1000, Brian Eable
Post by Brian Eable
How come if you put 10 goldfish in blenders, that's "art", but if you
put a puppy in a blender, that's "cruelty"? Stupid double standards.
It's only cruel if you turn the blender on. With goldfish, it isn't
cruel even then because they would die instantly (I think; of course I
wouldn't try it).
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