Discussion:
What is the sound of one thousand hands clapping?
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Brian Eable
2005-03-23 00:22:20 UTC
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I was wondering why tuna is such a popular ingredient in cat food. It
seems like a wild cat would have no chance of eating a deep sea fish
like a tuna. Of course the answer is that there are lots of bits of
tuna left over from the canning process, so they can grind them up
and sell them for cat food.

Also I noticed that "natural calamari" rings are 45% squid. However
"formed Kalamari*" rings are 45% white fish, and 5% squid.

*Kalamari is a trademark.

That's a pretty sneaky trick trademarking a name like "Kalamari" so
that you can sell cheap fish squishings as calamari.
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Joseph Michael Bay
2005-03-23 02:16:41 UTC
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Post by Brian Eable
Also I noticed that "natural calamari" rings are 45% squid.
The other 55%?


IT'S A TRAAAAAP!
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Bill Marcum
2005-03-23 04:47:26 UTC
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On Wed, 23 Mar 2005 02:16:41 +0000 (UTC), Joseph Michael Bay
Post by Joseph Michael Bay
Post by Brian Eable
Also I noticed that "natural calamari" rings are 45% squid.
The other 55%?
"Clams got legs!"
"Not anymore!"
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IT'S A TRAAAAAP!
Soylent Calamari Rings are made of...
shelly
2005-03-23 16:33:49 UTC
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Post by Joseph Michael Bay
The other 55%?
poor Spot.
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James "Kibo" Parry
2005-03-23 04:04:25 UTC
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Post by Brian Eable
[...]
Also I noticed that "natural calamari" rings are 45% squid. However
"formed Kalamari*" rings are 45% white fish, and 5% squid.
*Kalamari is a trademark.
That's a pretty sneaky trick trademarking a name like "Kalamari" so
that you can sell cheap fish squishings as calamari.
OTHER TRADEMARKS FOR FAKE SQUID 1. Fish Squidshings
-------------------------------
2. Squiddities
(let's see if I can do 20)
3. Calamaxi Pads

4. Tentacloopers

5. Fun Rings

6. Fishcuttlefish

7. Squidentical

8. I Can't Believe Those Aren't Tentacles

9. Lo-Calamari

10. Cuttlethings

11. Suckers 4 Suckers

12. Meat Loaf Of The Sea

13. Onion-Free Rings

14. Squirted Squozen Squid

15. Poots 'n' Tentacles

16. Breaded Things That Live In The Ocean And Other Things

17. Otto Preminger Presents: Squidoo!

18. Tentacleccch (also known as Bill Gainesburgers)

19. Calamaripoff

20. Daddy, What Was A Squid? -- K.

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Your move. Kibo's formatting." -- Zorro
Nicholas O. Lindan
2005-03-23 17:16:28 UTC
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Post by James "Kibo" Parry
Post by Brian Eable
That's a pretty sneaky trick trademarking a name like "Kalamari" so
that you can sell cheap fish squishings as calamari.
Your move.
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Joseph Michael Bay
2005-03-23 20:10:04 UTC
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Post by James "Kibo" Parry
OTHER TRADEMARKS FOR FAKE SQUID 1. Fish Squidshings
-------------------------------
2. Squiddities
(let's see if I can do 20)
Squid Pro Quo
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16. Breaded Things That Live In The Ocean And Other Things
In Jersey City there was a place called "Suez Canal Fish and Things".
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Unfortunately they lost the "and Things", along with most of
their phone number.

I got muddamas, they're really foul
Sixteen miles on the Suez canal
If you've seen Juan you've seen Amal
Sixteen miles on the Suez canal
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Poot Rootbeer
2005-03-23 23:23:20 UTC
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15. Poots 'n' Tentacles
I do not like this one.

-Poot

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