Brian Eable
2005-03-12 11:52:41 UTC
During Tha Limpix in 2000, a real estate agent from Tasmania named
Mary Donaldson met the Crown Prince of Denmark. They later got
married, and she became Princess Mary of Denmark. Now that she is
a princess, the media goes NUTS when she visits Austria, because
HEY PRINCESS!!!
One very popular media technique is asking little girls what they
think of Princess Mary. The little girls GUSH and say, "She's so
BEATIFUL!", and "She's so WONDERFUL!", and "I'll NEVER FORGET meeting
her!". I wonder if the little girls would have been so excited if they
had met Mary Donaldson, real estate agent, in 1999 before she was a
princess. Of course they wouldn't, because nobody likes real estate
agents. So if you're a real estate agent and nobody likes you, find
a prince and get married to him. Once you're a princess, everybody
will like you and talk about what sort of clothes you are wearing.
Mary Donaldson met the Crown Prince of Denmark. They later got
married, and she became Princess Mary of Denmark. Now that she is
a princess, the media goes NUTS when she visits Austria, because
HEY PRINCESS!!!
One very popular media technique is asking little girls what they
think of Princess Mary. The little girls GUSH and say, "She's so
BEATIFUL!", and "She's so WONDERFUL!", and "I'll NEVER FORGET meeting
her!". I wonder if the little girls would have been so excited if they
had met Mary Donaldson, real estate agent, in 1999 before she was a
princess. Of course they wouldn't, because nobody likes real estate
agents. So if you're a real estate agent and nobody likes you, find
a prince and get married to him. Once you're a princess, everybody
will like you and talk about what sort of clothes you are wearing.
--
[T]he idea of hereditary legislators is as inconsistent as that of hereditary
judges, or hereditary juries; and as absurd as an hereditary mathematician,
or an hereditary wise man; and as ridiculous as an hereditary poet laureate.
-- Thomas Paine
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[T]he idea of hereditary legislators is as inconsistent as that of hereditary
judges, or hereditary juries; and as absurd as an hereditary mathematician,
or an hereditary wise man; and as ridiculous as an hereditary poet laureate.
-- Thomas Paine
http://beable.com